How Kids See Their Mothers

I'm in Aaron's school several times a week.  This past week the "Ode to Mother's" went up on the bulletin boards.  Here are some of my favorite quotes.

* "My Mother's eyes sparkle like rubies". 

Huh, red eyes don't make me think of a loving mother.

*"My Mother is as fluffy as a lion."

This mom must have hair like mine.  I'm feeling her pain.

*"My Mom is like a vacuum cleaner".

I'm grossing myself out thinking about what this woman is eating.  Roland is wondering about her suck'tion

*"My Mother is like a robot".

Robot's aren't very cuddly.  I'm just sayin'...

*"My Mother is like a Giraffe".

I'm betting I can pick this woman out in the school's fun fair next weekend.

Those are the stand-outs.  But what do I know?  I'm Grandma Gray Hair.