A wealthy man died and when he got to the pearly gates he was distressed that he couldn't bring any of his wealth with him.
He negotiated and negotiated until St. Peter agreed that he could bring ONE piece of luggage with him. He returned home, changed his money into gold and packed it into a bag. When he returned one of the angels asked St. Peter what he had brought in his suitcase. St. Peter replied, "Pavement!"
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2 years ago
2 comments:
Very Good.
Okay, I had to read this like four times before I got it. What does that say about me? Are you sure you can be friends with someone who doesn't get a simple pearly gates joke?
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